Man masturbated to death in Africa on Valentine’s day

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Man dies of heart attack after masturbating 62 times on valentine

According to LIB, 33-year-old South African man, David Mabuza has reportedly died of heart attack after masturbating 62 times in a row.

Mabuza, who lived with his parents, was found dead in his bedroom after apparently self-servicing too much.  It is speculated that he was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely” on Valentine’s Day.

David’s Mother called security officials after discovering his corpse in his room. According to what David’s mother told Nusa reporters “1 hour passed since I had called him out for lunch. David was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you were not looking, I knew something was wrong when he didn’t come out to eat, he was a great kid” she said.

Police arrived at the home about an hour after Mabuza called them.  Officer Ronny Mkhize told Nusa reporters what they saw when they opened David’s bedroom door.

“The young man was on his bed… his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic”.

Investigators are still investigating the case for more information, Mabuza’s funeral will take place sometime next week.

*There is a kind of confusion here. For instance, how did they know he masturbated 62 times? Was there anybody who sat or stood there and counted the number of times he was doing it? Did they put a recorder there to know the number of times …….?

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